February 2012
21 posts
English teachers put way more thought into books... →
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Teacher: Oh look, there is a raven mentioned. THIS MUST SYMBOLISE DEATH AND HER DESIRE TO FLY AWAY FROM HER LIFE, WHICH IS A FOREBODING FOR HER LATER LEAVING HER VILLAGE!
Author: actually lol i just like birds
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When my parents are talking to me about sex...
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on the outside :
”Sex what’s that?”
on the inside :
They’ll never know
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
January 2012
144 posts
I always wondered why I look better in front of...
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Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected.
Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way. This explains why your friends think you look better in photos...
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Who remembers Scholastic book fairs!?
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Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
Omgg I used to get so excited for these things omggggg lmaooo even just talking abt them makes me smile
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